The 2014 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

Hyundai Genesis Coupe and Kia need to mate

Hyundai and sister company Kia are blowing up around the world. Both auto manufacturers are riding out a wave of boosted sales and a stronger customer backing. With more individuals looking to purchase Hyundai vehicles we see the company diversifying its lineup yet the company still seems to produce vehicles just don’t look all that appealing. Sure some of the Hyundai vehicles with good such as the Genesis sedan but it’s the Genesis coupe that I want yet the front fascia looks like a screening Japanimation character with its nostrils flared. So what I suggest is that Hyundai and Kia joined forces to offer the 2014 Hyundai Genesis chassis with a Kia body on top.

Hyundai Genesis Coupe MPG and feelings

The Hyundai Genesis Coupe is like your friend of the opposite sex that is drama free and low maintenance and you get along great with that individual but when it comes to physical attraction doubts arise. You start to ask yourself if you can quit being such a shallow prick and just accept the vehicle for what it is but then you see the more attractive Mustang and 370Z wanting to party with you. You know that if you party with these two other vehicles that you will end up inside of at least one of them before the night is over. Then things will get weird between you and the Hyundai Genesis Coupe because it will find out about the Mustang and 370Z and then it won’t be very cool anymore, in fact it will become jealous and lay a guilt trip on you making you feel like a dick.

This would be the result, well it would look better than this butchered photoshop


2014 Hyundai Genesis Coupe Specs

So if Kia would design a vehicle using hints from the Koup and Optima and we would see a very attractive sports coupe that I would feel comfortable letting my friends see me drive. The fact that I wants to 348 hp 3.8 L engine hooked up to six-speed manual connected to a limited-slip rear-differential. Plus with a 100,000 mile warranty you can simply have some fun with the car before you have to sell it to a poor sap that doesn’t realize that you were using the car to write your name in the parking lot with your back tires.

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