Best Inappropriate Bumper Stickers of 2017
A list of some of the best bumper stickers we’ve seen in 2017 that are guaranteed to offend most everybody
Disclaimer: Please do not read if you’re the crybaby type that is easily offended… Actually, on second thought, please read!
For decades, bumper stickers have been the voice of a drivers’ opinion and also bring great joy to many. However, they’re also known to bring great anger to many drivers as well (which, in turn, brings great joy to the driver sporting the bumper sticker).
Best Bumper Sticker #15 – “Hold my Beer and Watch This” bumper sticker. Famous last words!
Best Bumper Sticker #14 – “Gun control is buying one gun when you wanted to buy three” sticker. It won’t shut the liberals up, but Amen!
Best Bumper Sticker #13 – “America – Love it or leave it” sticker. Exactly what I’ve been thinking for years..
Best Bumper Sticker #12 – “Keep your dick beaters off my truck” sticker. This is the perfect anti-theft sticker.
Best Bumper Sticker #11 – “Making my family” window sticker. This sticker is the perfect sticker for any single man. Also a great invitation for attractive women to assist you in your mission!
Best Bumper Sticker #10 – “Making my family” window sticker #2. This is a slightly better and more visual sticker than sticker #11.
Best Bumper Sticker #9 – “One of the last white sheetrock hangers” This could actually bring you quite a bit of business if marketed properly. Kind of like the old “Made in the USA stickers”.
Best Bumper Sticker #8 – “No Baby on Board” Durex bumper sticker. Don’t be a fool.. Wrap your tool!
Best Bumper Sticker #7 – “I will shit in your mouth” sticker. The ultimate bumper sticker for those that don’t like to have somebody up their ass while driving around town. This sticker is also amazing for those people like me who just wish shit upon people’s mouths.
Best Bumper Sticker #6 – “Warning! Choking Hazard – Male package contains large parts. Keep out of reach of small women” This one is almost guaranteed to offend most women and all soccer moms!
Best Bumper Sticker #5 – “Of course you don’t see any Obama stickers. I’m driving to work.”
Best Bumper Sticker #4 – “Caution! This vehicle makes frequent stop at your Mom’s house” It’s amazing how “Your Momma” jokes never grow old.
Best Bumper Sticker #3 – “I heart Gay Porn” rainbow bumper sticker. This may be the absolute best way to get revenge on a friend. If they’ve really pissed you off, be sure to apply the bumper sticker on a scorching hot day so that it is nearly impossible to get off.
Best Bumper Sticker #2 – “D.A.R.E to be gay” sticker. Get picked up by some asshole police officer? If you know where he resides – go stealth mode at night and plop this genius sticker on his squad car. Also another great revenge sticker for your friend’s ride!
Best Bumper Sticker #1 – “It’s a Jeep – If I wanted a Hummer I’d call your sister.” Here is a bumper sticker that any man or Jeep owner would appreciate.
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