Lotus 2013 Loves To Take E
It’s a Sexy Dance Rave Revolution for Lotus 2013 and Your Invited If You Have Money
Lotus has made non-buying car enthusiasts angry because they fear change. I however embrace what Lotus is doing because they are building pure speed and in today’s world, governments hate fun and speed. So I am all for a resistance and by the looks of it, Lotus is going to deliver several models all brought to you by the letter E. These cars are designed by taking a Japanese Carp and placing it in a wind tunnel and raising the speed to 200mph. It is seriously a slant-eyed super car and I love it. The looks of these upcoming cars are exotic and look like they are tearing ass all around your yard. In side by side comparisons the Lotus isn’t winning any top speed awards nor is it winning the best value awards but the company is continuing a pursuit to perfection and between you and me has the best British grille with no signs of tooth decay or gum disease. Lotus has survived on the Elise for some time and as they got rid of the Esprit (which I loved! 95’ Esprit S4) they are now looking to bring it back in 2013. The 2013 Lotus Esprit will have a 5.0 Liter Supercharged engine that produces about 611 HP. This should help make you get to that swingers party in no time. This and the other cars look to impress on looks and I am sure Top Gear will be sliding the Esprit around their track in no time. Let’s take a look at what we know and what we made up to get shit started for Lotus 2013.
The New 2013 Lotus Lineup Starting with the Letter E
2013 Lotus Elise – Little change till 2015 redesign till then get it while its still light!
2013 Lotus Exige – Look for little change until the 2015 redesign, don’t worry we can’t get them here anyways.
2013 Lotus Evora – Looks to possibly receive a track suited special edition. You know less weight, more money type of thing.
2013 Lotus Esprit – Now we are talking a Mid-Engine Supercharged V8 that will be shared in the Elite and Eterne. When it arrives you might see a few celebs getting out of their Aston Martin lease early.
2013 Lotus Elite – Front engine supercharged 5.0 – 611Hp and dead sexy in hardtop or convertible
2013 Lotus Ethos – Ugly clown car that’s sole purpose is to bring EU emissions and efficiency standards in check. Moving On
2015 Lotus Elise – This is supposedly the year the Elise gains the freshmen 15 and stats drinking heavily and eating comfort food and yet you would still take it home.
2013 Lotus Eterne – A four-door car that is to compete against the growing market of fat-ass supercars. Will share the 5.0 Supercharged V8 with 611 Hp
2013 Lotus Elan – Supposedly a lightweight track inspired car that can fit your track trophies in the back or your sex trophies as it is a four seater. 400 plus ponies.
2013 Lotus Erection – What I will get if all cars come ashore
2013 Lotus Eargasm – What I will surely have when hearing the Esprit pass my Toyota Paseo on the bypass.
2013 Lotus Eifel Tower – Hmm – Look Eiffel Tower up on Urban Dictionary
Lotus 2013 Final thoughts
If the Brits want to boost sales then they better put them on a ship a little more seaworthy than the Titanic and bring those bitches stateside. If they keep getting engines from Toyota then I will continue to have faith in these British sex kittens. Hey all the Lotuses look the nearly identical to one another, yep they found a design that works why not make it happen. Lotus 2013 UN
