2013 Jeep looks to get another brother
2013 Jeep looks to get another brother
Jeep has been a company of tough vehicles that are purpose built for the trails of the world and for 2013 Jeep looks to role with that mantra. From the days of the Willy Jeeps we still haven’t seen a whole lot of change in design of the new Jeep Wrangler because it works and needs nothing. The latest Jeep Wrangler will get the high output 6 cylinder that is smaller in displacement but higher in output. That is all it needs is more power and better fuel economy. Look for a few more of the special edition Jeep Wrangler 2013 to come down the pipeline depending on what video game comes out or Zombie movie is released. The Europeans will still gloat about their special editions like the Artic Edition but whatever; we have the genuine Looney Tunes edition. Jk. Hey could we possibly see a Diesel Wrangler or Hybrid Wrangler for 2013? No because that would take my money and they don’t want my money.
What else is new for Jeep, a truck maybe?
Do you remember that Jeep concept called the Jeep Gladiator? Well they said yes to it. So we should see a wrangler with a truck bed coming out to take your money and I am cool with that. Mopar needs a truck of smaller statue than the Ram yet looks like it could knock the ram off the mountain side. Look for the 2013 Jeep Truck to be based on the Jeep Wrangler and have the new higher output V6 to get that load of manliness over the mountain trail. I’m pretty sure they are going to have Chuck Norris do the advertising for the Jeep Truck because it is going to be so fucking manly that it will take Walker Texas Ranger and only him to talk about it without going into blinding man rage and driving the Jeep Truck through an arts and crafts fair while swinging a Scottish claymore sword out the side.
I’m more mature and don’t want a Jeep Wrangler now what?
Ok Jeep does make some other great vehicles and one being the over-the-top Jeep SRT8 Grand Cherokee. Holy crap the Jeep SRT8 can seriously spin the earth with its amount of torque. Superman actually did a burnout in a 2013 SRT8 while facing the opposite direction of the earth’s rotation which somehow made him go back in time. Seriously if you are looking for an SUV that can outrun most cars than the 2013 Jeep SRT8 is right for you. I love the fact that a company will do something so wicked and slap a warranty behind it. Plus the fact that it wasn’t a one generation phase means that we as consumers like it enough to buy the beast of gas guzzling burden. Bravo Chrysler on your decisions for Jeep 2013 and the regular awesome Jeep Grand Cherokee (Now in Diesel!) is great too but I won’t be in the market for one of those till I get out of my Grandma’s basement. (As soon as my pet rock collection sells on eBay) We should see a dominance in four wheel drive vehicles from 2013 Jeep.
