2013 Chrysler will continue to gain Italian influence
2013 Chrysler will start to show us a few different sides to this manufacturer that we weren’t quite suspecting but had an idea. The 2013 Chrysler will continue to utilize fiat type small engines for the introduction to small cars (mostly rebadged Fiats’). Chrysler will be doing minor tweaks on the 2013 Chrysler 200 and 2013 Chrysler 300 as well as going a little greener with the introduction of the 2013 300 Hybrid and 200 Hybrid in order to have a player against Ford and Chevy. I am going to guess they place the massive 392 Hemi V8 in the 2013 Chrysler SRT-8 to make it a land yacht that can place your Grandma’s weak head back into the headrest faster than a Golden Girls Marathon. The 2013 Chrysler will also become voted number one for customer aftermarket destruction with too many ugly grills and disgusting wheels added.
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The Prestigious 2013 Bentley
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The 2013 Bentley lineup is like strapping into a wingback chair in front of a cozy warm fire at 155mph. Now you can see if those hair commercials are full of shit because you can now drop the top with the 2013 Bentley Continental GTC while breaking mansion on wheels speed records. Bentley is full of custom craftsman that keep robots at bay as they have years of apprenticeship and master smiths under their belts. The time and expertise that is put into each and every Bentley is remarkable and there for will continue to be a top name in ultimate luxury alongside Rolls-Royce, Bugatti and Duesenberg (I wish).
What all is in the works for today’s Bentley?
Since the EU has been working to place bills for higher overall fuel mileage and less CO2 emissions has caused Bentley to possibly have to come out with an Econo-box fuel sipper. Word has been circulating that a new model dubbed the Eco Bentley Barnato is a possibility although nothing has been set in stone. If the circumstances are true about more stringent MPG stats and fewer emissions sooner than expected we may see another face put on a 2013 VW Bug looking vaguely like a shitty Chrysler 300c after market grille hot glued to the front end making for a Tommy Chong looking ride. I would be happier if they just used orphans to pull an engine-less continental GT around like a rickshaw.
The What else does the new Bentley have?
Their 2013 Bentley Mulsanne is still absolutely beautiful and pretty much unchanged as far as structural design goes. It will start seeing more Audi tech influences throughout its life. Still will be powered by the 6 ¾ liter V8 that spews torque until they probably have to put Audi’s 4.0 Liter Twin Turbo engine to cut emissions and lengthen MPG’s (Yes in a F-ing Bentley, I know). 2013 Bentley Continental Flying Spur Speed will have to do something quick because that awesome 600 BHP V-12 is probably not going to pass the new EU emissions standards (Can you get a pass if you pay their salary through your ridiculously high tax rate?). All in all it seems that Bentley and Rolls-Royce will have to come up with some clever ideas and loopholes for their elite class flagships. With Europe’s EU and Americas step child California somehow calling the shots on Cars overall statistics I am scared for my V10’s and V12’s. When I start my car I want to feel like my British Spitfire is about to cross the English Channel for a dogfight with some formidable Messerschmitts not to listen to a beeping sound that states I can’t punch it because I need to recharge in 10mi. Sorry for the Clarkson-esque rant but the stupid laws are too broad and are destroying cars that make up less than one percent of total on the road. These cars are in a league of rolling art that defines what a quality craftsman can do and not a robot. I love quality work and therefore I wish the best for 2013 Bentley.
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The 2013 Aston Martin
New is the 2013 Aston Martin Zagato that is priced the same amount as our national debt (a lot). This is a car that can be so simple yet so damn expensive. The V-12 is so long you will be looking for a tighter hood to show it off to all your friends in hopes to spark jealousy. This car has that old style cues with new technology and will be the bargain buy since you can get three of them for the price of the 2013 Aston Martin One-77. If you want to see them in action than please visit your local Dubai where an oil sheik will be stalling it out and riding the brakes the whole way.
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What can GM do for 2013 Buick?
What can GM do for the future of Buick?
2013 Buick has to be on the up and up due to the firing of their design team a few years back. The cars coming from Buick were a joke to say the least. Harvey Earl’s name will forever be tarnished for them trying to add some shitty cheap Autozone fender vents and signifying that he inspired the looks of today’s Buick. Thankfully those days of malaise have passed and we now have cars that have started to catch up to the times. For the upcoming Buick Verano they have built of the 2013 Chevy Cruze Delta platform to make a gas sipping 2.4L 4cyl engine give it around 180 Hp with the option for the Turbo 2.0L. This should attract the frugal elderly and the Asian crowd that loves Buick. The much better looking Buick Regal Coupe and 2013 Buick Regal Convertible should bring some new faces to Buick as we start to see a car worth driving. Based on the Opel Insignia the Buick has sporty lines that look ten times better than that last generation Regal abomination. If they can keep these cars looking further from the Chevy than they will attract younger and different buyers.
What about 2013 Buick Crossover gender benders?
If you want an SUV that can’t 4WD and a car that gets 4WD gas mileage than look to the manatee of automobiles, the refreshed Buick Enclave will get a nip and a tuck as it tries to lure in unsuspecting drivers. New for 2013 Buick will have the Encore which is a baby crossover that is designed for the elderly that need room for all their crazy cats, this is sure to be seen going way too slow with its blinker on. They did try and style it in the hopes that stretchy pant soccer moms may be intrigued. Not sure on the stats yet but I will update it as soon as I here it is getting the LS6 engine, yeah. If Buick can focus on Luxury and Luxury Sport to win over the Lexus and BMW drivers they can regain their name as well as making a mid level coupe and sedan that can compete with the 3 series BMW. We damn near forgot about the brand until its head got put on the chopping block and we got to see Pontiac and Oldsmobile go down like a wounded Firebird.
Why would I even consider a Buick?
If you’re like me (which is doubtful) but generally speaking you like to see beauty in lines as well as sleek accents that don’t over embellish the cars luxury. When you get in you like to see well placed instruments with subtle touches that look like extra effort and thought was placed into the design. I hate plastic and love brushed metals and burly wood (even if it’s a thin strip). GM has had a real problem making the driver feel like quality has been placed into the car. I have to hand it to BMW that they have some models that look the part. I know there are differences but for once kick out the bean counters and put some passion into your product. Then you will regain your regal notoriety. Godspeed 2013 Buick.
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